I have to share this with you as I think this is one of the best interactive Christmas things on the internet I have seen so far.

I am obviously still quite new to the whole Children and Christmas scene but I loved this.

http://portablenorthpole.tv/home

Simply copy/paste this into your Internet Browser.  It is a video message from Santa which you have to prepare in advance for your children and there are different catagories depending on the age of your children.

My three year olds little face lit up when he watched his ‘Message from Santa’

I hope your little ones are as enchanted as mine.

It is the 8th December and Coswise is Christmassed out.

We are having another one of our chats on the drive back from the childminders. I am telling her the plan for the rest of the week. Coswise likes a good plan, in true Dora the Explorer style ‘And then what Mummy…?’

I get to Saturday, ‘And Saturday we’ve got lots of Christmas things to do!’

‘That’s a little bit boring Mummy’.

I’m a bit nonplussed by this. I LOVE Christmas! Not the mad shopping, Christmas lunching, family politics, too much drinking consumerist bo***cks, but the twinkling lights in the darkness, night sky-gazing for Santa, too much glitter on homemade cards, magical bits of Christmas.

Maybe two visits to Santa, a six foot high tree that we have to edge round to get into the house and multicoloured lights that twinkle so fast they give you a headache is too much Christmas for a three year old? This is bad news for all sorts of reasons, not least that Coswise has her 3rd and 4th visit from Santa yet to come (I did not intend serial Santaing this year, it has crept up on me, honest), I had grand card-making plans (and a STACK of glittery festive things to make them with) we have a LOT of Christmas baking to do, and we are driving a 550 mile round trip over Christmas to two sets of (secretly, in an English way) VERY excited grandparents who will also want to share the magic of Christmas with their newest granddaughters.

So, if anyone wants to swap their little ones for an afternoon of card- and biscuit- making in return for an afternoon of ?swimming, ?playing with dolls and trains or ?playdough Christmas denial with Coswise, let me know…

The very recent OFSTED inspection for Bramley Primary has just been published today. It finds the school inadequate overall, but I understand that there have been new safeguarding measures required of schools very recently and the school was inspected very shortly after these came into force. Safeguarding, Reception class teaching and consistency of teaching appear to be the main areas of weakness picked up by the report. Click on ‘OFSTED’ in text above to link through to report. There is more information in the response from one of the governors in the attached comments.

Littlest treasure (aged 2) has discovered drawing; ‘I draw mummy, I draw’. Bigger treasure (aged 4) runs diversion and I lose track of little treasure with wax crayon. Apparently ‘you must only draw on paper’ extends to wallpaper too. And this is in the rented house we moved into five weeks ago.

So I Googled ‘wax crayon wallpaper’ and discovered that apparently baking soda is the thing. And it is!!! It works!!!

Now I just need to get the chocolate out of the carpet, the toothpaste off the bathroom walls and the ladybirds off the ceiling (don’t ask).

Well, today I tried my hands at my Christmas Biscuit recipe. My 3 year old dropped the one and only egg I had, poured the sugar over generously and distracted me enough I ended up making mini cakes!

Moving on to the Christmas Craft, my speciality, the Advent Calendar Paper Chain. I have been meaning to do this for a while to get it ready for the 1st December and we are already a day behind. We had green card, red card far too much glitter, which is now all over my new kitchen floor. Strips of this creative card was then cut to make 24 re-useable paper chains to countdown the sleeps to Christmas Day, in an attempt to stop J from asking if Father Christmas is coming tomorrow! All this effort and ready to put it together and I can’t fix the paper chains closed as they keep springing open. This is now on the to do list and who knows how many days behind I will be when I finally fix it, I am sure J wont realise!

So tonight is Xmas Tree Night. All day my three year old has been waiting for daddy to come from work to ‘put the tree up and put lights on it’ I have lost count of the amount of times this has been said today. The excitement has started and it is only 1st December.

So where to put the Christmas Tree? Away from a cruising 1 year old and an overactive 3 year old. Once this has been decided onto the decorating.

I am a bit of a ‘control freak’ when it comes to decorating my tree so the help of my little one was going to be a tough one. I did however let him choose which and where for several decorations, needless to say they were not put where I would have put them! So, I can hear you asking – DID SHE MOVE THEM? – of course I did!!! But purely based on the fact that my cruiser would have had simply grabbed them and pulled the tree over, are you convinced?

My Control Freak compromise for the Christmas tree this year was that I am happily displaying the various homemade Christmas Baubles that J has made in previous years. These have also been placed on quite prominent braches of the tree.

I am now warming in the memory of my eldest being able to place the Angle on top of our Christmas tree even if it did take two attempts.

I have many more xmas activities planned for my little ones so lets hope they all go to plan and my Christmas warm up starts to reach boiling point the 25th December.

I am so very much looking forward to my Christmas this year, they say Christmas is about Children I am lucky enough to be sharing it as a family with my two beautiful boys.

Dear Santa,

Please could you send me the speeding Stagecoach driver who gratuitously drenched me and my two daughters this morning as we walked to pre-school in what felt like the coldest morning of the year? It would cheer me up no end to strip him naked, dump a gallon of ice-water over him and parade him round the village to the hoots and whistles of fellow pedestrians. I am sure it must have been a man, I can’t believe a woman would have subjected a 7 month old baby to the full force of ice-cold water in the face when there was every opportunity to drive around the standing water at the side of the road.

I hope you are able to satisfy my modest request.

Thank you

Hopeful of Bramley

‘Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water..’

Coswise is singing happily in the back of the car on the post-work daughter collection run – a round trip of 13 miles because, although I work at home, each daughter has her own childminder 6.5 miles apart. The reasons for this are complex, sensitive and probably don’t bear too much scrutiny in the cold light of a non-post-natal day.

‘Muuuuuummy, why did Jack fall down?’

‘Probably because the grass was wet’

‘Why did Jill fall down?’

‘Well for the same reason. Jack fell first and she fell down afterwards.’

‘Why did they use vinegar and brown paper?’

I’m delighted she’s asking such good questions. Explain that this is ancient medicine and that when rhyme was written there weren’t plasters and Savlon.

‘Why did they go up the hiiiiill?’

‘Well, they were fetching water. When the song was written lots of people didn’t have water in their houses, they didn’t have taps, so they had to go to a well to fetch water. A well is a big hole in the ground where there is water.’

‘Where was the well?’

‘At the top of the hill.’ I’m pleased that she seems to have absorbed the well info.

‘Muuuummy, who were Jack and Jill?’

Still good questions. She is bright for three.

‘I don’t know.’ She needs to learn it’s OK not to know everything..

‘Where did they live?’

‘Sussex’.

‘Why did they fall down the well?’

Discussion of whether they fell down the well or the hill, how they got out and who rescued them, followed by discussion of whether they collected the water in a bucket or a watering can. She is so good at engaging with things. She’s really taking on board my answers too…

‘Muuuuuuuuummyyyyyyyyyy, why did Jack fall down?’

Ah.

‘Because he was too proud sweetie’.

We are reviewing the blog and you will see some changes to authors over the next few weeks – and more regular posts. I have been thinking about other features and wondered if you, dear readers, might be interested in product/service reviews and recipes? Let us know what you think of the blog, what you’d like to read about and what other blogs you read….

Congratulations to Melissa on the birth of her beautiful baby girl! She looked beautiful in the photos and I hope you have a fantastic babymoon together!

We are lucky enough to have a Fairy Godmother living in Bramley. I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realise what she really is. Conveniently she lives just up the road. She is wise and kind, dispensing good parenting advice (only when requested) along with good tea and homemade biscuits. She is a fantastic hostess; at her parties mountains of food magically appear on groaning tables and drinks are regularly refilled while she flits about calmly chatting. This is a long way from our infrequent forays in entertaining with children - variably cooked, sometimes charred food erratically makes it’s way to a table groaning with dirty plates and glasses because we haven’t mastered the knack of chatting, cooking, herding children and clearing up.

Bramley’s Fairy Godmother has two cats, is vegetarian and has appropriately godmotherly hair – blonde and whispy. She has a suitably godmotherly career in human resources and helping less developed countries, erm…develop. Well, she wouldn’t be injecting agrochemicals into puppydogs eyes would she? She has a magical toy cupboard from which a never-ending supply of toys are dragged by a broad selection of village children into her beautifully decorated house.

I really appreciate her warmth, her humour and her sensible advice. I very much hope that revealing her secret isn’t going to scare her off to another village or stop her waving her magic godmotherly wand where it’s needed. I’m going round with a leftover pumpkin and some mice next week….

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